I have discovered in working with kids and having my own son, that there a certain things that are genetically imprinted on the Y chromosome. That can be the only explanation. For example, any long thing must be held and used as a sword (funny enough, when I took these pool noodles to work, this is exactly what the boys did…only they are 10 years older). Having a boy is definitely a learning experience for me.
Don’t worry, we only let him drink one beer at a time ; )