Seth Rogen, why do I have a crush on you? On the surface, you seem so sloppy and goofy, and yet I am still captivated by you. Is it because you are funny and slightly vulgar? Is it because you are Jewish and have curly hair? Is it because Joe has that exact same shirt and gives me that same clueless look when I am mad for reasons he can’t fathom?
Whatever it is, I just like you. And I like your movies.